How many birds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

With the pizza, you can eat the crust.

A bang for my buck

A zebra is a couple sizes bigger than a A-cup.

It totally does not.

Because the warning is literally right there on the back of Nico Iamaleava's jersey.

Not the right kind of apple watch apparently. I'm there to always disappoint.

so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Gul Du Sac

But for Indians… they probably came from Neander-Dal

He approaches and sees a woman with no arms and legs laying on a towel. “Is everything okay?” He asks “No” she says “because I have no arms or legs I’ve never been kissed” The man looks around to be sure no one is looking and then leans down and gives the woman a kiss. “Oh thank you so much!” She exclaimed. The man jogged along, happy he could help the woman. The very next day the man is jogging along the beach and again hears a woman crying. As he approaches he sees the same woman and again asks what’s wrong. “Well, as you can see I have no arms or legs and therefore have never been fucked” she says. The man looks around nervously to be sure nobody is looking, quickly picks the woman up and tosses her into the ocean and yells: “There! Now you’re fucked!”