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Have you ever had Dr. Pepper in a glass bottle?

You have? Well, don’t forget to let the poor guy out!

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It gives me the creeps.

2. Which month of the year is the shortest?

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3. Why is it wrong for a gynecologist to call it a "cooch" or a "twat"

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4. Yesterday I was getting beaten up by two kings, but four queens and a guy called Jack came out of nowhere to save me.

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8. There's a debate amongst historians over whether Shakespeare died of tuberculosis or not...

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