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avatar SufficientPower7755 17 hr.ago

"My wife got hurt after annoying the marsupials on our trip to a Malaysian zoo." "Kuala Lumpar?" "No, a kangaroo kicked her up the arse".

Thank you to Glenny Rodge on Bluesky

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