Why will you never see anyone type demon's without an apostrophe?

Rolling Rock

…It’s called Skydying.

So I punched him in the nose.

He opens the door and the man at the door says: "Howdy and welcome to the neighbourhood. I'm Billy and I'm your neighbour from the ranch up the road." "Well howdy." says Bob. "Nice to make your acquaintence.". Billy says: "I'm having a party this Saturday, starting around 8PM and I would love you to come so as to welcome you properly. There's going to be drinking. Fighting. And fucking. It'll be great fun.". "That does sound like fun, Billy." Says Bob. "What should I wear? Is there a dress code?". "Well," says Billy, "it don't matter. It's only going to be me and you.".

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least they're finally together." A guy sitting in the front row asks, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?" The priest says, "I mean her legs."

Because seven was a known six offender.

Little Xe/Xer's.

I told her to leaf me alone.

But then the kids really had a hard time finding the homepage.

He's my neighbor, I live in an apartment. He's heavyset, real great guy though he helped me when I moved in.