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A police officer stopped a motorist for driving

too fast in poor visibility. He asked the driver: “What would you do if Mr Fog came down suddenly?” The driver replied sarcastically: “I’d put Mr Foot on Mr Brake.” “Let me start again,” sighed the policeman. “What would you do if mist or fog came down suddenly?”

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