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What's the most important position in a community of cannibals?

Human resources.

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1. What the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang a picture.

2. The dentist was attending a party.

As the host was introducing him to some guests one of them came up close and says, "I'm glad to meet you doctor. I've been having a problem with this tooth and need advice" while waggling a loose tooth close to the dentist's face. The host quickly leads the guest away making an excuse for the dentist. Later, he comes back apologising profusely for his I'll mannered guest. "That's alright," the dentist replies, "but sometimes I thank God I'm not a proctologist."

3. Expect an increase in violence across Liverpool this weekend...

...as Scousers tell people they're going to have an Easter Egg Hunt this weekend.

4. What do you call ancient golfers?

*FORE*fathers!

5. My kid said there was a sad ghost in her room. I’m like, “why is it sad?”

“Because he ain’t got no body.”

6. What would you call the ghost of an Italian chef?

A gaba-ghoul.

7. How do you turn White Chocolate into Dark Chocolate?

Turn off the light!

8. When is a car not a car

When it turns into a corner Thank you very much

9. If a penny and a nickel were on a table and the penny fell off, why didn't the nickel?

It had more sense.

10. A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.

The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard!" "Well, what should I do?" asks the man. "Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breasts." The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and WOW! He hits the ball 250 yards. straight up the fairway. The man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't wait for her lesson. The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard." "What can I do?" asks the wife. "Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis." The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway...about 15 ft. "That was great," the pro says. "Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing the club like you're supposed to!"

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