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Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a wrench?

Yeah, he was a nut

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1. My wife told me that our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work. Then she asked 😡, "Why don't you do that?!"

I replied, " How can i?. I don't even know her."

2. I won a prize in a raffle, it was a toilet brush.

I think I'll go back to using paper, the brush isn't very effective.

3. How do you build suspense?

4. Where did the bad rainbow go?

To prism. It’s a light sentence but it’ll give him time to reflect!

5. I was supposed to draw a male cow, but I drew it as a female instead.

I made a Miss Steak.

6. Why don't oysters donate to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

7. The bird flu?

Yeah, they tend to do that.

8. I tried to make a belt out of watches

but it was a waist of time.

9. I'm starting a business selling pre-haunted houses.

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