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When I was young, I was poor. But after years of hard work

I'm no longer young.

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1. I guess history does repeat itself

The jets won on 9/ 11 again

2. Why do chinese don't play baseball

Coz they ate the bat

3. A woman in corporate went out in rain without an umbrella yet she didn't get wet.

She had a glass ceiling on top of her.

4. What do a rich kid and terminally I’ll kids have in common?

They both get what they want in the end

5. As a 9/11 tradition, I watch Team America: World Police and the South Park episode “Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants”.

6. Yet another 9/11 a bunch of dark skinned men take down a Jet and shock America.

Monday night football

7. Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?

I didn't either until I saw his Head & Shoulders in the glove box

8. Stubbed my toe this morning

Worst September 11th ever

9. What did the cow say to the man in its way?

Mooo-ve over!

10. I took my wife out on a date

I took my wife out on a date to a nice restaurant and the waiter said that kids under 9 eat for free so I turned to my wife and said "looks like I'm only paying for myself."

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