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Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts!

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1. What is Hannibal Lecter’s favorite movie?

Gladiator

2. Why couldn't the frog drive the car?

Because it got toad!

3. Is there an opposite of Sicily?

No, silly

4. What's the difference a Reliant All-Season Tire & 365 used condoms?

The former is a Goodyear and the latter is a GREAT year!

5. Softdrink Can crushers make me sad...

....it's soda pressing.

6. What’s the biggest difference between a condom and a coffin?

You go in one and cum in the other :)

7. The new pope has a degree in mathematics.

He doesn't just understand sin. He also understands cos.

8. A man scores a hot date

A man scores a hot date Not wanting to disappoint his date in the bedroom, he goes to the doctor to get his penis enlarged. The doctor says, "we happen to have a new experimental procedure that uses muscle cells from an elephant trunk that should do the trick." To which the man accepts. Later on, the man and his date are having dinner. The man is in love with her, but is experiencing an increasingly uncomfortable pressure in his trousers. In an attempt to relieve the pain, he slowly undoes his fly. Immediately, his penis lunges out onto the table, grabs a bread roll and vanishes back under the table. His date, unsurprisingly shocked, slowly smiles and says, "could you do that again?" The man, his eyes watering slightly, replies "probably, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my ass."

9. Funny how posts are still tagged NSFW

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