A father at the church asked a newly wed couple to practice celibacy for a month in order to join the church. After a month they returned and made it known that they had failed

The husband said that he kept strong till day 27 but then his wife dropped a cereal box and when she bent, he couldn't stop himself. The father told the couple that they wouldn't be allowed to enter the church. The husband said with a sigh that they weren't allowed to enter the grocery store either

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A father at the church asked a newly wed couple to practice celibacy for a month in order to join the church. After a month they returned and made it known that they had failed

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