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There's always hare in them.
A boomerang comes back.
My father-in-law said this the first Easter I spent with my wife-to-be’s family and I still chuckle when I remember it every year. He got to the event late and said “Sorry I’m late, I couldn’t get out of my front door because someone put a big rock in front of it.” It took me a few seconds to think “wtf, who would put a big rock…ohhh” lol
I asked Grandma if she had any last words. She said, “Sweetheart, take care of your sister. She’s not as strong as she pretends to be. I hope you’re looking after your father and mother. Also, if Uncle Steve comes around asking for any cash, don’t give him any. And listen—if you ever find yourself in real trouble, I hid the money in the—” And then the Wi-Fi went out during the Zoom call.
He fucked his secretary Edit:spelling
Took me three hours to find all the eggs in the yard
Holds up 2 fingers, and says "3 beers please!"
One works with wood, the other paints cars.
Psalm: BODY ONCE TOLD ME
Then 25.806975 is the root of all devil.
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