“A Western journalist asked the Pakistani ISI, ‘Why do you protect terrorists?’ They said, ‘They’re strategic assets.’ He asked, ‘And what do they protect?’ ‘Our defense budget.’”
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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!
The drinks waiter comes over and gives me a drink, Then the food waiter comes over and gives me food, Then the head waiter comes over…..😫
Mrs. Doubtpfizer.
There are three naughty boys in a classroom: Zip, Dick, and Pea. The teacher leaves the room and Zip gets on top of his desk, Dick goes inside a cabinet, and Pea runs out the door and waves. The teacher comes back and says, *“Hey! Zip down, Dick out, and Pea in the corner!”*
I said that's nuts!
They have the same middle name!
A Flake!
A court summons delivered in Latin, signed by a hand that smells like rosemary and knows what I did last summer. Something about the clicking in the ceiling.
I guess you had to be there
A Nilla Wifer
The least folks could do is give him a hand.>!​!<
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