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Two rednecks sitting on the porch talking about life

Meanwhile one of them is constantly licking his fingernails and fingertips murmuring to himself "What is this?!". The other ignores him for a while. But the first guy keeps on licking, chewing a bit and then goes "Is this sand?! What the fuck is this?! Probably sand". At some point the other guy goes "What the fuck are you doing?". "I just wonder what is this. Wanna try my fingers and tell me if it's sand?" "Sure, gimme the finger", he agrees. Redneck 2 chews and sucks a bit his friend's fingers, spits in digust and goes "Pfffff what the fuck, this is shit!!!" "Ahhhh yes, makes more sense! Sand in my ass woulda been weird"

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