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1. Yo mama so stupid, she's the player in those fake mobile game ads.

2. I had a job repairing watches

But I was always working overtime

3. Yo mama so drunk, Elon Musk used her unaltered piss as rocket fuel

4. Yo mama so big to call her fat she has to lose a few hundred pounds.

5. What is hump day like for working parents?

A Wednesday that never leaves them alone and has never-ending work.

6. Yo mama’s armpits are so hairy, they look like she’s got a Tangela in a head lock.

7. Yo mama is so short, Yoda carried her around in his backpack.

8. What kind of candy do you find on a playground?

Recess pieces.

9. One a scale of one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?

About nine and three quarters……

10. Yo Mama so old

She has to renew her birth certificate this year.

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