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I saw a hive with no exit today.

It was un-bee-leavable.

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1. Robin Hood's least favorite font?

The Serif of Nottingham

2. I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today.

It was clogged.

3. Did you hear about the monk who always gives the same homily?

He's a preacher of habit.

4. Roses are red, Violets are blue...

I have no idea what rhymes with orange.

5. What's the saddest shape in an Italian family

>!A nonagon!< Partly inspired by my 6yo daughter

6. False teeth

man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. “Oh, dear,” he said, “whatever shall I do? I can’t afford a new set.” “Don’t worry,” said his friend. “I’ll get a pair from my brother for you.” The next day the friend came back with the teeth, which fitted perfectly. “This is wonderful,” said the man. “Your brother must be a very good dentist.” “Oh, he’s not a dentist,” replied the friend. “He’s an undertaker.”

7. Why do I always bite off one corner of one of the 3 toasts I make for my wife each morning?

Because I want to give her <3

8. How do you like your steak?

Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir? Me: Like winning an argument with my wife. Waiter: Rare it is.

9. I only believe in 12.5% of the bible.

I guess that makes me an eigth-eist.

10. I was bored so I swapped all the sweets into different wrappers.

My wife wasn't amused. She got her Snickers in a Twix.

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