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Someone asked me if I wanted to see all of the ways it's possible to sleep in.

He showed me the rest.

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1. My wife and I went to buy a refrigerator

She said the refrigerator wasn’t big enough. Boy was she wrong!! She fit perfectly fine in it.

2. Yo mama is so fat, she couldn’t fit through Rick’s portal (Speaking of which, S7 of R&M premieres tonight).

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My friend asked me “hey bro i really want to get famous in the college,what should i do?” I replied “suicide….”

4. Yo mama is so Jewish, she only breathes air if it’s Kosher.

5. Yo mama is so poor, she pays toll bridges with IOUs.

6. Yo mama is so fat, I downloaded a photo of her on my phone and automatically ran out of GB.

7. Yo mama is so fat, she got in line for a night club, first up front, got in, but then the bouncer couldn’t let anyone else in just because she got in.

8. Thanks to Hamas...

Woodstock 99 is no longer history's worst music festival.

9. If you have sex with a midget...

Is it considered having a one and a halfsome?

10. tell me a most horrific killing web you know

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