I said No whisk it, no bisque yet, baby.
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I remember laughing at these for like an hour a couple years ago! I also saw a post like this from 2 years ago, on this subreddit, so credit to that guy for this idea. My favourites: "Hey! Use your own hairbrush!", Tom bristled. "Pete! Pete! Pete! Pete!", Tom repeated. "Woah! Is that Spider-Man?", Tom marvelled.
It was a Clawed Monet.
Tensions have finally reached a boiling point.
Tensions have finally reached a boiling point.
It was a love-hate relationship.
Then I remembered that in a pinch, you can use a $1.00. But THAT was a disaster. >!I guess because I only had 95 cents. !<
Self-Checkout
They were human beans, after all!
Pretty sure it's got more time left than I do.
The waiter asked if I wanted the box for my leftovers, I told him I don’t like to fight.
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