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A co-worker told me it was a problem with the third axis...

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1. What is something 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gangrape.

2. Yo mama so fat when she was buried the earth turned round

3. Have you heard the joke about the submarine?

Never mind, it's beneath you.

4. Why lower caste people walks on the left side of a road

Because they have no rights

5. Yo mama so old the house clock is a sun dial

6. What did the death,blind and crippled orphan with a peanut allergy get for Christmas?

Cancer

7. YoMama so ugly she hunts Freddy Kruger nightmares

8. Yo mama so skinny

When she turn sideways she disappear.

9. Yo mama so ugly…

She give black cats nightmares.

10. YoMama is so skinny she walk down the sidewalk and slipped in the crack

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