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from a double glazing company phoned a man’s home one evening. “Hello, sir, this is Superseal Double Glazing,” he began. “I was just wondering if you might be interested in—” “Hold it right there,” said the homeowner. “Before you start your sales pitch, can I ask you a question?” “Uh, okay.” “What has a one-inch dick and hangs down?” “I don’t know,” said the salesman. “A bat. And what has a seven-inch dick and hangs up?” Then he put the phone down before the salesman could answer
Chipotle!
A faux-pair.
What’s Jesus’s greatest miracle? Being over 30 and having 12 close friends.
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Execute!
I just really loves cats
It was a knot-for-profit.
But I feel like I was born with Mine.
A flirt makes sexually suggestive comments to someone they are romantically interested in. A pervert does the same thing while being unattractive.
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