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Why is the life on Earth so depressing?

Because gravity always brings you down

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1. Forestry workers in Scotland have been able to access previously difficult access thanks to bridges borrowed from the Swedish Army. These can be put up and taken down in a few hours...

provided you don't misplace the Allen Key.

2. Scientists in the UK were excited to receive a sample of The Moon from a Chinese Mission this week. The rocks are rarer than diamonds...

but a lot less impressive to use when proposing.

3. I had second thoughts about a real estate purchase.

But it’s too late. The deed is done.

4. What party appetizers is made from the wombs of hammerheads and great whites?

Shark-uteri.

5. I asked my mom if she was proud of me.

She told me not to call her “mom” in front of other people!

6. Why should you sit in a corner when you're cold?

Because, it is 90 degrees

7. Why does the chicken have to cluck twice to find her wrench?

Because she keeps in her two bocks.

8. I went to Mongolia Recently

It had it's pros and khans

9. I heard NASA is launching satellites to say sorry to any aliens that come along.

They're calling it the Apollo G Program.

10. Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from Colonel sanders

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