Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Healthy_Ladder_6198 1 mon.agoThe Canadian played documentaries for the parrot, recited the alphabet and read stories to it. The American showered the parrot with the finest food and brought him all the females that could he mate with. The Brit locked the parrot in a dark room, barely gave him any food or water and beat the shit out of him every single day. When the time was up the billionaire returned to find the parrot still unable to speak, so he asked the 3 trainers about their progress. The Canadian said “I have tried everything. I spent all my time showing him documentaries, teaching him the alphabet and reading books to him. Nothing worked.” The American said, “I spoiled him beyond belief, gave him the most luxurious meals he could possibly eat, brought him female companionship and yet he won't speak.” The Brit said: "I have showered him with love and luxury as well, tried to teach him words day and night, spent all my time and energy spoiling him with everything I had – yet nothing!“ The parrot looked at the Brit with disbelief and screeched, “You lying SOB!".
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