At the convention for con artists what do they give all the participants?

Early one evening, the shrewish wife of a stock-market analyst returned home unexpectedly from a bridge game and discovered her husband in bed with a shapely blonde. "Harry, what the hell are you doing?" she bellowed. "Don't you know?" the quick-thinking chap replied. "I've gone public.

Wait Watchers…dont sleep dont eat just wait

He told the General, "I was just doing what you ordered, sir." The General was outraged and yelled, "What could have given you the idea that I wanted something like this?!?" The Colonel replied, "Well, you said to surprise the enemy with an attack of shock and awwwwwwwwww."

An iron deficiency

He was on dooty

It writes other words too!

A man was driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he saw a sign that said, 'Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution – 15 mi.’ Being tired, he thought it was just a figment of his imagination and drove on without a second thought. Not too long after he saw another sign that said 'Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution 8 mi’ and realized the signs were real. When he drove past a third sign saying, 'Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution Next Right' his curiosity got the better of him and he pulled into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot was a stone building with a small sign next to the door: Sisters of Mercy He climbed the stairs and rang the bell. The door was answered by a nun in the customary black habit who said, 'What can we do for you, my son?’ He answered, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business.’ 'Very well, my son, please follow me.’ He was led through many winding passages and was soon disoriented. The nun stopped at a closed door and said, 'Please knock on this door.’ He did as he was told. This door was answered by another nun holding a tin cup. This nun said, 'Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway.’ He took $50 out of his wallet and placed it in the second nun's cup. He trotted eagerly down the hall and slipped through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locked behind him he found himself back in the parking lot facing another small sign. The sign read: Go in Peace. You Have Just Been Screwed by the Sisters of Mercy

No one is willing to start an ad venture.

No one is willing to start an ad venture.

Sadly, today I found him listless.