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What do you call an ad for fireworks?

A spark plug!

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1. What's the difference between anal sex and a microwave?

Only one will brown your meat

2. I’m never going to have my pet wolf go to the store for me again.

I sent him to get a single light bulb and he came back with a pack.

3. What do you find in the middle of nowhere?

The letter "h."

4. I had to quit my job as a taxi driver

Too many people were talking behind my back

5. What something that falls but does not feel pain?

Rain 🌧️

6. Late getting home

As the office was closing, and as they were giggling and taking off their clothes, the executive had his secretary phone his wife to tell her that he was tied up in a meeting and would be a couple of hours late getting home. “Did she say anything?,” asked the executive. “Yeah, she wanted to know if she could count on it.”

7. I kept trying to tell my friend I was swimming in a lake, but he kept telling me I was swimming in the largest river in Egypt.

Safe to say I was in denial.

8. If there's anything to be learned from the Back To The Future movies....

It's that time travel gives you Parkinsons.

9. A friend of mine dressed as Bill Gates one Halloween and he looked nothing like him but the next year he dressed as Jim Morrison and the costume was perfect.

I told him he makes a much better door than a window.

10. A group in Mexico was asked how they felt about planned expansions to the border wall.

The consensus was that it was upsetting to them, but they all agreed in time they'd get over it. 😑

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