"Doctor, I have a problem." "What kind of problem?" "One of my testicles is really swollen. It's huge. Maybe I caught some kind of infection." "Alright, take off your pants and show me." "I can't." "Why not?" "I'm afraid you'll laugh at me." "I promise I won’t laugh." The patient pulls down his pants and pulls out a testicle the size of a melon. The doctor immediately bursts out laughing. "See? Now I’m definitely not showing you the sick one."
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So they don’t whistle on the way down.
What I’m say was he was ill-logical!
Two peanuts walking in the park. One was assaulted!
I'll get round to it
It was invented by a sand witch. Hence the name...
After a man swapped genders from a man to a woman and then back again. In Scotland this has been called re-dick-you-lass.
one is being a dog, and one is being a cat
A shitty one
Jesus: "Ok. As .jpg or as .pdf?"
It scares the hell out of their dogs
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