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A patient walks into the doctor’s office.

"Doctor, I have a problem." "What kind of problem?" "One of my testicles is really swollen. It's huge. Maybe I caught some kind of infection." "Alright, take off your pants and show me." "I can't." "Why not?" "I'm afraid you'll laugh at me." "I promise I won’t laugh." The patient pulls down his pants and pulls out a testicle the size of a melon. The doctor immediately bursts out laughing. "See? Now I’m definitely not showing you the sick one."

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