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What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew the lightbulb

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1. My doctor is covered in tattoos and always offers me a beer…

He’s pretty cool, his name is Dr. Ink

2. I was sick of my boss saying, 'put a smile on your dial'

So I clocked him

3. I came first at the tanning Olympics

I won bronze

4. Remember when air for your tyres was free? Now it's 50p.

That’s inflation for you.

5. My gf just found out Free Bird

She asks "If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?" "Sure thing darling, what's your name again?"

6. I walked into a church yesterday and all of the pews were covered in saliva.

It must have been Catho-lick!

7. My therapist says I’m always fixating on revenge.

We’ll see about that.

8. I didn’t do well at school

I failed maths so many times, I can’t even count.

9. I've had difficulty shaving my mustache this morning. Turns out the razor was dull.

Much like your life.

10. What do fish believe in?

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