I was in a blackout. Here’s what went down:

The power grid

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1. Yo mama so fat, when she goes camping the bears hide their food

2. When I was little I saw a commercial that said brushing alone won't prevent cavities and tooth decay

That's when I started brushing my teeth with my older sister.

3. Last year, I was able to keep all of my New Year's resolutions...

tucked away in a journal on my bookshelf…….

4. What can you kick in the refrigerator with your bare feet?

Whatever a Toe may toe.

5. The lady at the bank kept pestering me about my money

But I didn't want to teller

6. Jesus said to Peter, "Come forth and you will be saved!"

But Peter came fifth and only got a toaster 🙄

7. Did you hear about the Dentist that was investigated by the FTC?

Incisor trading.

8. A man woke up after a double organ transplant surgery. What was the first thing he heard?

Happy New Ears!

9. Customer: Waiter, this steak is terrible. Get me the manager.

Waiter: It’s no use, he won’t eat it either.

10. Erik The Red the guy who deliberately assigned Greenland a more appealing name than Iceland in order to lure potential settlers and It worked

I bet the settlers definitely turned red and are Eriked by him

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