The bartender says "Hey, feller, what can I get ya?" "Pop" goes the weasel
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Two guys are standing next to each other at a public convenience. The first guy turns to the second. “Pardon me, but you’re Jewish. Right?” “Yeah, I am.” “From New York?” “Yeah!!” “Park Avenue synagogue? Were you circumcised by Mohel Abelman?” “Yeah!!! How do you know???” “He’s cross eyed and always cuts at a slant. You’re pissing on my foot.”
Whatcha gonna glue brother?
Come on baby, light my fire.
But I didn’t need 2 so I asked him if I could get one for $10.
It was a bass-less accusation.
Turns out it was a waist of time.
"Oh well." *Based on a true story.
They both shake when you hold them down. (Hopefully not too offensive for this sub😅)
Is pointless.
All this time I thought he was a theoretical physicist.
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