A genie once granted me one wish. I said I want to be happy.

So now I’m 3 feet tall, living in a cottage with 6 other dwarves and some girl in a gown and spending every day working in a mine singing “Whistle While You Work”

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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. What has 150 teeth, and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

2. What does Sylvester Stalone use to put memory in his computer?

A RAM bow.

3. why are cowboys bad at math?

they're always rounding things up

4. What do Egyptians call a massage therapist?

A Cairo-practor.

5. I have just found out, to start a zoo, you need 2 pandas, 2 grizzlies, 3 polars and a koala.

Apparently this is the bear minimum.

6. My son came to me and said "Dad did you know Tokyo is the most populated city?"

Me: I'm pretty sure it's Rio de Janeiro. Son: No it's Tokyo with 37 million Me: Yeah but Rios got a Brazilian Son: ...go away

7. Did you hear about the fragile myth?

It was busted

8. Did you know that all farts smelled the same in ancient Egypt?

They had a toot in common.

9. I found a book called "How to solve 50% of your problems?"

So I bought 2 books.

10. What do you call the security guards for samsung?

Guardians of the galaxy

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A genie once granted me one wish. I said I want to be happy.

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