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1. I keep coming up with jokes about unemployed people.

But none of them work.

2. A boorish man gave his order to the waitress...

A boorish man gave his order to the waitress. "I'm going to start off with a half a dozen oysters on the half shell. You know what they say about oysters, don't you, honey?" he asked as he winked at the woman. "They make you sexy." The waitress stared at him straight-faced and inquired, "Won't you need more than six, sir?"

3. I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn't stay long.

There was something fishy about that place

4. It would be cool if I could 3-D print a copy of my own face

But I'm getting a head of myself

5. I just got attacked by a group of mimes

They did unspeakable things to me

6. What's a cat's favorite color?

Purrgundy. I'm so sorry... I'll leave and never return...

7. What's the Saddest Mountain?

Mount Misery. It's real. It's in Connecticut.

8. What smells like rotten carrots?

Bunny farts. Happy Easter

9. I just heard that Katy Perry stood in a puddle...

And now she's a deep sea diver

10. What’s a pirates favorite of food?

Arrrrr-becue!

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