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AdDesperate9229 3 day.ago2 scientists discovered how to create life,the world is all aflutter! Senior scientist tells jr. scientist he needs to tell God we don't need him anymore. Bing! Hey guys,heard some great news about your creating life! Would you create some for me? Senior scientist says sure and the 2 begin to gather up a pile of dirt. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! says God. Get your own dirt!
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Now, Hugh, let's say he'd been hitting the sauce a little too hard. Was starting to act a little violent. He was ready to pick a fight, you see. And when Fox tried to calm him down, Hugh Jackman, in a fit of drunken rage, pounced on him and started beating him up. Mick Jagger witnessed all of this unfold, and so his response was to try and break it up by shouting "Hey! Hugh! Get off of McCloud!"
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Because it got toad!
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