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1. Don't fall in love with a tennis player.

Love means nothing to them.

2. I just installed a skylight in my ceiling.

The people living upstairs are furious.

3. Why do blonds love tilt steering?

More headroom.

4. What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White Vans

5. The Scarecrow was a no-show at the Wizard of Oz reunion special.

Hay fever

6. Why do motorcycles fall asleep?

They're two tired.

7. Just visited the Eiffel Tower in France, biggest scam ever…

It was still standing, not fallen at all.

8. Why did the detective bring a pencil?

because he wanted to draw conclusions.

9. I saw a 3.14 metre long snake

It was a pi thon

10. I have a friend who's a diamond cutter.

He mowes the lawn at Yankee Stadium!

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