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Money talks, but ...

I just wish it had more interesting things to say!

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1. Jesus walks on the water towards Peter who's drowning. And Peter cries: "JESUS! SAVE ME!"

Jesus: "Ok. As .jpg or as .pdf?"

2. Why don’t blind people skydive?

It scares the hell out of their dogs

3. As a tourist I tried to speak with a native tongue

I just didn't the guy it was attached to

4. To all the paranoid schizophrenics out there,

I just want you to know: you're not alone.

5. When I was younger, our family adopted a dog who used to be housed with a blacksmith.

The second we got him inside, he made a bolt for the door.

6. Why did Tea fell molested?

Because it was cupped!

7. I hate food

It starts good, but it always turns to shit

8. I just got home from having my hair cut really short.

My son said, 'You've been shorn!' I replied, 'No, I've always been called John.'.

9. Why did the coffee file a police complaint?

It was mugged

10. Two blondes sit in the park after a long night of club hopping.

They look up in the sky and see the full moon. Blonde 1 remarks how beautiful the moon is on this clear night and says it would be so cool to go there. Blonde 2 says yes thats cool, but I'd rather go to Paris. Blonde 1 asks, which do you think is further, the moon or Paris? Blonde 2 replies, duh, can you see Paris from here?

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