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1. Do you know the true definition of an Innuendo?

It’s an Italian suppository.

2. Yo Mama so fat the french had to drop the guillotine twice.

3. You mama is so nasty, after she gave your daddy a blowjob, she came in and gave you a good night kiss

4. Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 30 pounds of CRACK

5. Yo mama so slow that by the time she reached the front door we had 3 new GTA games

6. If I had a gun with 1 bullet and was locked in a cage with a man and a bear

I'd shoot myself

7. What did the murderer say in the kitchen?

"Knife to see you."

8. What's a vampire's favorite fruit?

A neck-tarine

9. How does Darth Vader prefer his toast?

On the dark side

10. Three Jews walk into a bar

I lied it was a gas chamber

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