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A woman goes into a tattoo shop and says...

"I'd like to get something really sexy for my husband. His favorite starlet of all time was Marilyn Monroe. Can you put a big M on each of my butt cheeks so he'll have a reminder of her every time we do it?" The tattoo artist nods, and gets to work. After dinner that night, the wife tells her husband to come upstairs to the bedroom for a surprise. She runs ahead, gets undressed then assumes the proper position on the bed. "Come on in" she yells. Her husband walks in, turns on the light. takes a good long look then exclaims "I know I forget Mother's Day Honey, but don't you think this is a little bit extreme?" Happy Mothers Day

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