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Never underestimate the impact learning a foreign language can have on your career

An anaconda friend of mine was floundering in her job until she learned Python.

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1. I didn’t know my father was a construction site thief.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

2. With no Park Rangers,

the Buffalo petting season is gonna be wild this year. 🦬😂

3. What did the duck say to the waiter when he brought the check?

"Just put it on my bill."

4. Where can you buy second-hand shrimp?

At a *Prawn* shop.

5. Why did the cell phone get glasses?

She lost all her contacts

6. Roberta Flack died today.

I guess his song finally killed her.

7. Why is a crook like March?

He comes in, like a lyin’, and goes out on the lam.

8. Anecdotal evidence indicates Dad jokes are hereditary, and may transmit subconsciously.

Kid describing a video game he's playing: "And if he (the big bad) is in the kitchen, you're cooked." Me, reaching out for a fist bump: "Aw, yeah! That's a good one!" Kid: ... Me: "Don't leave me hanging!" Kid, sliding down in his chair: "I can't believe I said that..."

9. Feeling rundown

I’ve been feeling quite rundown and moody lately. I googled my symptoms and it said kids, I have kids.

10. What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?

They kaleidoscope!

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