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What do you call someone whose character has many grey shades and tells jokes?

Gravity

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1. Why don't the Japanese people do shroom?

Because the last time someone gave them mushrooms a lot of people turn into smoke

2. Yo mama so fat, when she eats bacon, she skews the commodities market for pork bellies.

3. Yo mama so fat, when she ate king size chocolate bars, she accidentally created a world monarchy.

4. Sometimes, I lose the will to live...

...and then it's time to clock out.

5. What does crocodile HIV lead to?

Gator AIDS

6. What’s an Asian’s favorite candy?

Kit Kats

7. I used to be an executioner at the gallows but I got fired

I could never get the hang of it

8. Why can’t anyone smoke in the Khmer Rouge?

They’re all younger than 18

9. If you heard about Princess Diana

It just hits different

10. Have you ever heard jokes about kids with cancer

They never get old

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