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A rich man just got a brand new Jaguar XJ220, equipped with everything.

He was whistling to himself, enjoying the ride, when he encountered a red traffic light and was waiting for it to change. While he was waiting, a tiny Mini Cooper also drives up. The rich guy looked at the little car and couldn't help himself, he had to brag. "This is the best limo that money can buy. It has ABS, airbags for all passengers, automatic climate control, on-board computer control system, photo-chromatic glass, mini bar, a television with satellite dish embedded in the roof, and this, and this..." At this point the Mini owner interrupted, "That's nice, but do you have a hair blower in there?" The light changed just then, and the Mini drove off. The rich man felt a bit down that he didn't have this simple item, and that very day had one installed in the car. A few days passed, and the rich man was looking for that Mini, until he finally found it at another red light. He got out of his Jag and quickly knocked on the other's window. "Yea?" Said the other man impatiently. "I got that hair blower too, now." said the rich man proudly. "Nice," the other man said, "but do you have THIS?" and he shows the rich guy a tiny microwave oven built into the dashboard. "No. I have to say I don't." "Well, talk to me when you have a REAL car, then!" and with that, the Mini took off. The rich man goes back to the dealership and this time has a special microwave oven put into his car. Once again the Jaguar was at a traffic light when the man spotted the Mini. It was pulled over to a side, with the glass all misted up, and steam coming from a half open window. Upon seeing this, the businessman got out of his car and knocked on the window of the car. After a few moments, the Mini owner poked his head out. "I installed an oven." said the rich man proudly. "That's nice,' the other man responded. "but did you have to interrupt my shower to tell me?"

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