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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!
The bartender says "I'll have that whiskey and soda ready for you in a jiffy." The pane of glass says ,"How did you know that's what I wanted?" The bartender replies, "I can see right through you."
His penis is 10 foot long with a bucket on the end.
He wracked his mind for things to put in it. He spoke about how much he loved his mother, and how much he cherished her. He then wrote down his favourite memories, especially cooking with her when he was young in the kitchen. He always loved being her SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU chef.
Whipped Cream
A man walks up to the bartender and says "Million dollars? I'm in, what do I have to do?" The bartender days "Task 1, there's a big guy at the end of the bar, he's loud and obnoxious and ruins everyone's enjoyment. I need you to go knock him out. Task 2, there is an alligator out back with an abscesses tooth. I need you to remove the tooth from that alligator. And finally, there's an 80-year-old woman upstairs that hasn't seen any...ehm...male companionship in many years. I need you to address that too. " The man says "Pour me 3 shots of tequila and I'll get it done". The bartender obliged. The man walks up to the big guy at the end of the bar, and without warning punches him square in the jaw. He falls backwards out of this stool, flayed out on the floor. After that, the man walks out the back door to go deal with the alligator, and the door closes behind him. All the bar hears is smashing, grunting, screaming, crashing, all kinds of racket. But eventually, the noise dies down. The man walks back into the bar, bleeding, limping, and with clothes torm to pieces. He goes to the bartender and says... "Alright, where's the lady with the bad tooth?"
The girl asks "3am?! What the hell have you been doing?" The guy responds "Oh, I've just been playing some poker with the boys" "You said you would quit! We've been over this so many times! Pack your bags and get out of here, this isn't your house tonight" "You should probably do that too, this isn't your house anymore either"
They have antibodies
They have antibodies
"The jerky store called, and they've run out of you!!"
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