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Global economy is so bad that you don’t even stumble upon currency notes on the sidewalk anymore.

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1. Mick was walking along in the outback when he came across his neighbor Bruce who had a sheep under each arm:

"G'day Bruce, you shearing?" "Nah mate, get your own. These beauties are for me!"

2. Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming at the Jersey Shore, the whole East Coast flooded

3. What is a soldier's most active day of the year?

March forth!

4. I don't like reading history books

The stories get repetitive

5. Person 1: "That person is gay". Person 2: "What? Where is your sources?"

Person 1: "My Ass"

6. Last night, I had a dream where I think I met my inner child. He said, “Believe it or not, I’m YOU!”

I was like, “You’ve got to be kid in me!”

7. Why did the triangle feel sorry for the circle?

Because it was pointless!!

8. A man is arrested and being interrogated by a cop.

The man says "I'm not gonna say a word without my lawyer present" The cop says "But you're a lawyer" The man replies "Yes. But where is my present?"

9. What did the self-aware rectangular sapling say?

"Gee, I'm a tree"

10. Insurance payout

Three salesmen from rival insurance companies are bragging about their company's speed at settling life insurance claims. The first said, "When one of our clients died, his widow had her cheque within three days." "Three days!" the second scoffed. "When one of ours died, we were at the hospital to hand his widow a cheque as soon as the doctor pronounced him dead." The third one smiled and said, "So slow. Our offices are on the fifteenth floor of a building. One of our clients jumped off the fiftieth floor. As he was passing out floor, we handed him his cheque."

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