Cavyar 18 day.ago

Chapaev, a famous Russian civil war general, is sitting and having lunch with his assistant Petka. Earlier on, Petka’s colleague Anka asked him what is logical thinking? Petka didn’t know, so he thought he will ask his boss later on. “General Chapaev, may I ask, what is logical thinking?” Chapaev says: “Okay, Petka, let me demonstrate. Do you have any matches on you?” Petka replies, “Yes.” Chapaev continues, “If you have matches, then logically, you smoke, right?” Petka nods, “Right.” “If you have smoke, logically, you must like to drink.” “Of course.” “If you like to drink, logically, you love parties.” “Yes, that’s true.” “If you love parties, logically, you must love people.” “Sure.” “If you love people, logically, you must love women.” “Absolutely!” “And if you love women, logically, you’re not gay.” Petka proudly agrees, “Right!” Satisfied, Petka seeks out Anka and says to him “Comrade, I now know what is logical thinking.” “Can you explain it to me?” “Of course, tell me, do you have any matches on you?” Anka replies “No, I don’t” Petka stops for a second and says “Well then, logically, you are gay.”