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Parallel lines have so much in common

It’s a shame they’ll never meet

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1. What's Matthew McConnaghey's favourite type of lawnmower?

Ride on, ride on

2. Was sitting in the pub the other day with a mate, and there was this odd bloke nearby saying “biff”, “pow”, “bam” quietly. My mate was getting angrier and angrier. I asked him “what’s wrong?”

He said “them’s fighting words…”

3. My doctor is covered in tattoos and always offers me a beer…

He’s pretty cool, his name is Dr. Ink

4. I was sick of my boss saying, 'put a smile on your dial'

So I clocked him

5. I came first at the tanning Olympics

I won bronze

6. Remember when air for your tyres was free? Now it's 50p.

That’s inflation for you.

7. My gf just found out Free Bird

She asks "If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?" "Sure thing darling, what's your name again?"

8. I walked into a church yesterday and all of the pews were covered in saliva.

It must have been Catho-lick!

9. My therapist says I’m always fixating on revenge.

We’ll see about that.

10. I didn’t do well at school

I failed maths so many times, I can’t even count.

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