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avatar Joel_Boyens 6 day.ago

My ex-girlfriend was the type who would only ever be nice but a single time.

She was one of a kind.

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3. I had a teacher who never farted in public.

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4. Why did the train get in trouble?

He had loco motives

5. I hate it when I go to a gay restaurant

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6. What do you call a woman that doesn’t trust Big Pharma?

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7. Boys will be boys...

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