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Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor is the most ignorant man I've ever met

Dude lives under The Rock

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1. What do you call an FBI agent who's also a rapper?

Fed-y Wap

2. Yo mama so stupid she torched het computer when it froze.

3. I have troubles at work, troubles at home, troubles in my social life, but I forget them all when I journey to the seaside

I got 99 problems, but the beach ain't one of them

4. What’s the difference between living in USA and living in Russia?

Russia has less school shootings and more trade partners.

5. A battery has cations and anions.

The onions are acidic, but you shouldn't use them in a battery.

6. Did you hear about the new trend, offions?

Counter-culture chefs use it to oppose the mainstream onions.

7. What do you call a robot serving kebab in a South American jungle?

Amazon’s Mechanical Turk.

8. How do two german wheat enthusiasts greet each other?

Gluten tag!

9. What do you call a teacher who never farts in public?

A private tutor

10. When two people have sex, it's a twosome. When three people have sex, it's threesome

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