Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Earthtracker001 4 day.ago*An 82-year-old tells his doctor: 'I'm getting married again next week.'* *The doctor says, 'Well, congratulations—how old is the lucky bride?'* *'18, doctor.'* *The doctor is shocked: 'I must warn you—too much sexual activity at this age can be fatal!'* *The man replies, 'Well, if she dies, she dies!'"*
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When the moon comes out she turns into a warehouse
Me: "Ok, this isn't working out."
…and earthquakes are from the left over queefs trying to get out.
After a great game, they went for some beers and food. When they were seated in the restaurant, Clinton ordered some BBQ ribs and told the waitress a BJ joke. Obama, who had ordered a tofu burger, got all outraged at Clinton for sexualizing the waitress. Bush ordered chicken-fried steak and kept his mouth shut. After Obama forced Clinton to apologize, the waitress turned to Trump and asked him what he wants to eat. "I'll have a YUUUGGEEE T-bone steak," says Trump. "T for Trump! Medium rare!" "OK," says the waitress. "And what about the vegetable?" Trump looks over at Biden and says "Ah, Just bring him some chicken tenders and an ice cream cone."
Any dudes here who have less hair than their dad think that the name of that brand is phonetically offensive?
..until Mary stubbed her toe one day..
Yo mama so fat she sank the city of Atlantis
Yo Mama so fat she watches NutellaVision
Because his pecker is on his face.
Yo mama so fat, she has dollars in one pocket and pesos in the other Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money
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