Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Islandrocketman 3 day.agoIn 1929, Abdul was walking through a crowded market place in Damascus. He ate a large bowl of lentil beans with goat cheese for lunch and felt a mighty rumbling in his gut. All of a sudden he let out the loudest and most pungent fart ever. Totally embarrassed by the shocked public reaction he went home, packed his clothes, and boarded a train to Cairo. He lived there for the rest of his life, always remembering that fateful day and vowing out of shame never to return. When he was 89 he decided to return home, thinking that everyone that knew him had since died. When he arrived at the market place he saw that it was now a public square, in the centre of which was a statue of a general on a horse. He asked a young man, “Whose statue is that?” The young man said, “That’s General Ameer, hero of the civil war”. Abdul was impressed and asked, “When was it put there?” The young man scratched his head and said, “Oh, about 20 years after the great fart of Abdul in the market place”.
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