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Where does a General keep his armies?

In his sleeve-ies

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1. My friend pretended to take a shit while washing his hair

It was a sham poo

2. What did the egg say to the boiling water?

I don't know if I'll get hard. I just got laid by a chick earlier this morning.

3. Blonde woman hearing news of a plane crash

A blonde girl was watching the news with her friend and the journalist said "4 Brazilian men died in a plane crash" The blonde girl gets all upset, she's crying hysterically and says "how could they allow so many people on the plane"!!!

4. What goes clip clop clip clip clip clop clip clop BANG! clip clop clip clop clip clop?

Amish drive-by shooting

5. I just had twin daughters

I named one Kate and the other Replicate

6. Did you hear the one about three French cats in a leaky boat?

Un deux trois cats sank.

7. My friend’s mad because he thinks I stole his donkey

I told him I was only going to burro it.

8. What does a Dalek do in the shower?

EXFOLIATE!

9. Why couldn't the computer take its hat off?

Because the caps lock was on!

10. What kind of teacher never farts in public?

A private tutor

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