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I guess I drink whey too much
Does a hj from a deaf/mute count as oral? I mean it's hard for her to answer with her hands full, so I'm guessing.
They are checking their pee-mail. My dad’s original dad joke. RIP Papa.
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A: It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.
Funeral director, "Sir, it would cost about £25,000 if we send her home back to the UK or £500 if we bury her here in Jerusalem." Me:"Ship her home." Funeral director: "But sir, why don't you bury her here in the Holy Land and you can save money." Me: "A long time ago a man was buried here and 3 days later he rose from the dead, I can't take that chance."
What is a dermatologists favourite film. Star Trek II: The rash of Khan.
She was asking for relationship advice and apparently took me too seriously when I told her that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Rose, again.
He says, “I’d like a beer… And a mop!”
You would be in Seine!
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