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1. I just asked my 9 year old son what he learned in school today

He said “apparently not enough because I have to go back tomorrow”. I’m so very proud of him

2. Two muskmelon's were planning a wedding and they thought about just running off to Vegas, but then they remembered... .

Cantaloupe

3. Why did the slum lord cross the road?

To ghetto the other side. (A repost, but it's been a while.)

4. Why did the fruit get arrested at the picnic?

Because it was a water felon.

5. I’m not using Amazon anymore! I ordered grain for my chickens.

But after I got it, they sent an email asking for my feedback.

6. In all my travels to Asia, it's hard to say who was the friendliest

After much deliberation I'd say it was a Thai

7. If you have a Mexican mother, be sure to tell her “la mejor cosa”

Its the best thing you can say to her.

8. Do you ever hate people who come and knock at your door, telling you to "be saved or else you'll burn"?

Stupid firefighters disturbing my sleep.... Tsk!

9. I’m not using Amazon anymore.

I ordered some grain for my chickens. But after I got it, they sent an email asking for my feedback.

10. I need an ‘atom’ joke for my doctor

Like, two atoms are going a trip. The neutron is loaded down with bags. The photon has nothing, not even a backpack. The neutron asked the photon where his luggage is. Photon say, “I’m traveling light”. Or two atoms pass each other. One say, “oh gosh! I just lost an electron.” The other says, “Really” the first one says, “I’m positive.” Something brainy like this.

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