He is now Stoptimus Crime.
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He sets a speed trap.
An electric wheelchair helps disabled people, and an electric chair helps disable people.
To cover their butt-quack.
She looked great going down the stairs.
It’s called “Terror Riffs”
Mostly because it can go south really quick.
I was covered in ham-booger.
I told her that's a waist of time
A husband was waiting in the car for his wife to come out from her gynaecologists appointment. After some time the wife comes out to the car crying. The husband, obviously concerned asks her:“Honey, what’s wrong?, is everything okay?” The wife replies: “I am so sorry, it’s not okay. The Gynaecologist told me that I can never have sex again!” The husband slams on the gas and rips out of the parking lot going 100 mph. He then looks over at his wife and says: “I am taking you to the damn dentist for a second opinion”
I just don't how to dish it out.
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