Why did the chicken only go halfway across the road?

Because she wanted to lay it on the line 😎

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1. What did Bruno Mars say when the time on his Rolex was wrong?

(Uptown funk gon’ give it to ya, Saturday night and we in the spot) Don’t believe my wristwatch

2. I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals.

I M LIVID

3. What happened when the fog machine failed during the theater production?

There was no dry ice in the house.

4. What's the last thing you want to hear your wife say when you're getting down to business?

"Hi honey, I'm home!"

5. My wife and I were arguing

I said “You’re starting to sound like my ex wife.“ She said ‘But you weren’t married before me. “ I said “I know. “

6. If I ever write a novel, I want to include a woman who's always cursing, and name her Celine.

>!Just so I can have another character say, "Hey Celine, why all the salty language?"!<

7. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

IIIIII'm eighty!

8. The emo kid walks up to the blind kid and asks him to feel his wrists.

The blind kid feels them and replies “I ain’t reading all that”

9. Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama?

Because you don’t turn your back on family.

10. No person is a vegetarian.

Because all veggies have egg in them.

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Why did the chicken only go halfway across the road?

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